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DO NOT FEED DONUTS TO YOUR OBESE CHILDREN

  • Oct. 8th, 2009 at 10:21 AM
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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha~ Last night, I was in a bit of a pickle. I couldn't sleep, so I went downstairs and read the leaflet on these pills I'm taking.

4 Possible side effects

Like all medicines, Co-codamol tablets can cause side effects, although not everybody gets them. Please tell your doctor or pharmacist if you notice any of the following effects or any effects not listed.

Tell your doctor if you notice any of the following side effects or notice any other effects not listed:

  • Allergic Reactions - skin rash or itchy skin, difficulty breathing, increased sweating, redness or flushed face, mucosal lesions (such as mouth ulcers), drug fever
  • Gastrointestinal system - stomach irritation (mild stomach pain, heartburn and feeling sick), constipation, feeling or being sick, loss of appetite, dry mouth, difficulty in the passage of food through guts, abdominal pain (may be caused by spasm of the bile ducts) and inflammation of the liver or pancreas
  • Heart - slow heart rate, palpitations, low blood pressure, inflammation of the heart muscle
  • Blood - anaemia, changes in numbers and types of blood cells. If you have an increase in number of nose bleeds or notice that you bruise more easily or have more infections talk to your doctor
  • Urinary system - pain and difficulty in passing urine and a less frequent need to do so, kidney problems.
  • Nervous system - confusion, drowsiness, dizziness, ‘spinning’ sensation, mood changes, depression, hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that are not real), restlessness, excitation, fits, increased pressure in the skull (painful eyes, changes in vision or headache behind the eyes), headache, difficulty sleeping, nightmares, reduced alertness, tolerance (medicine has less effect) or dependence (suffer from withdrawal symptoms e.g. tremor, sweating, increased heart rate, increased breathing rate, raised blood pressure and feeling or being sick if the medicine is stopped too quickly)
  • Eyes - blurred or double vision, extremely small pupils
  • Others - trembling, unusual tiredness or weakness, malaise, low body temperature
This might just have been me, but, reading this, I started to get a bit worried. And then, what did I spy?

If you stop taking the tablets

If you stop taking the tablets you may develop the following withdrawal symptoms tremor, difficulty sleeping, feeling or being sick, sweating and increased heart rate, breathing or blood pressure.

Oh, fuck.

I'd been jittery as hell earlier, and I thought it'd just been a caffeine rush (Silly Izzy, caffeine doesn't do ANYTHING to you, EVER!) and my heart was going like crazy until I got another dose. Plus the fact that I couldn't sleep and was dry-heaving a lot kind of clinched the deal for me.

I HAVE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS.

Then again, I could just be seeing things that aren't there, but I'm still shaky and I don't like it!

So, the moral of this story is, don't take drugs. Even opium tablets your doctor prescribes you. Well, do take those, but in moderation. If you really, really have to.

AAAAAH PAAAAAIN...

AAAH PAIN

  • Oct. 5th, 2009 at 6:05 PM
loli
I HAVE ACTUALLY FNFMFDGHJKHGFGHJ-ING FRACTURED MY NOSE.


DGFDGACHGVMAHDFJBGDFJ,KH,GKSH,IKH,GUJGZFSHNGHVBGV

That is all.

I look like a pirate.

  • Oct. 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 PM
loli




No, really. I do. And not in the good, "Captain Jack Sparrow", way either. I remember it like it was yesterday.

*flashback*

Sam's house, 11.30am. The light is filtering in through the clouds weakly, and we make not very polite conversation to pass the time. The doorbell rings. Who could it be? It's Ele. "Lets hide!" exclaims Emma, jovially. I run majestically, Jack-coat billowing in the wind, towards our destination, heroically, dazzlingly-

BWACK.

-stupidly.


And that was how I ran into the glass door.

I now have, to match my other chipped tooth, half of my bottom tooth missing, a purple knee, a gigantic egg on my forehead and a matching one on the back of my head from where I met the ground, gracefully.

Oh, yeah. And my dentist's on holiday until the end of next week.

Check out my deviantart!

  • Sep. 29th, 2009 at 10:15 PM
loli
I'm at whereistheninja.deviantart.com. I'm slowly but surely uploading my manga (as I do it) (which is slowly).

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Teaser - I hope you like manga...

  • Sep. 16th, 2009 at 9:22 PM
loli
Whilst dealing with writers block (yes, I know, already) I decided to do this. I hope you like it. And no, no lj-cut. It won't let me. Sorry.

It's the first two pages from my manga! Bad quality because I have a crap scanner, but still... If they're too big/small you can use Ctrl +/- on PCs and Cmd +/- on macs to make the pages bigger or smaller.

Reading order...        Left <== Right     (Right to left)





I think it would really make more sense if you'd already read my fic so far. Or at least the first chapter

Sep. 16th, 2009

  • 7:24 PM
loli
 IF I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DROP FRENCH, HEADS WILL ROLL. WATCH OUT.

Edit: I'm allowed. So, you're safe. <3

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Sep. 12th, 2009

  • 8:44 AM
loli
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SADERA!
Good luck with your driving lesson! And don't die - I've grown accustomed to your face.
Love you!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Captain Jack Status Report!

  • Sep. 11th, 2009 at 9:55 PM
loli
Hello again! I thought I'd take a moment to update you on my cosplay. Jack and I are well.

Sorry for filling up your friends page as well, LJ-cuts aren't working for me at all.

This is me (as you may well know):



I haven't bound or anything for this because I just want to show you my wig.

Pinning hair up, on with the hair net, and on with the wig.

 

 
This is the wig as I got it in the mail. No fancy shenanigans, and slightly too long. So, what do we do? We have to style it, or course! I'm using...
 

V05 Extreme Style [reWork]

Apparently its a "unique fibre putty to create the most messed up effects and rework them all day long". So, just what I need.

Firstly, I tried doing it on myself, but I couldn't really see what I was doing.

Queue my dad coming in the door from work. Instead of a hug, the first thing I say to him is: "Have you got a minute?"

So, now I have a willing volunteer, I style the wig. (I don't have any pictures from this part) using the putty and a bunch of really grotty hair pins I found lying around. The problem is, the hair's too long to stick up properly! So do we hang our head in our collective hands and cry, or do we FISH OUT THE FRINGE-TRIMMERS?

My dad is now covered in sticky artificial hair.

So, I take it off my dad and put it on. Turns out his head is bigger than mine, so now it fits me perfectly! Some more putty, a bit more of a trim, et VOILA.
 


Truth be told, I think I look a bit like the 10th Doctor. Maybe its the glasses. What do you think?
 

Sep. 6th, 2009

  • 6:12 PM
loli
I'm almost too excited to post this. Almost.


So I get home today after filming, and guess what I find? My coat, hanging up all nicely, and finished! Turns out my mum did all the boring stuff while I was away, bless her heart!

 

 
So it might have taken 3 months to make, with 8 yards of wool, 4 yards of lining fabric, 4 spools of thread, 3 bouts of hysterics, 5 emotional meltdowns, 2 bitch-fights and over £250 in materials and props, but it was so worth it just for that single moment when I slipped it on and thought "I am Captain Jack."

(LJ cuts are being bitchy so no cut today.)
 
 

Wordle - Starman

  • Aug. 31st, 2009 at 7:44 PM
loli
 Go here to see it, because I don't know quite how to embed it...

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Starman, Chapter 5/?

  • Aug. 26th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
loli
Title:
 Starman
Author[info]whereistheninja 
Rating: PG13?
Pairing: Eventual Janto
Warning: Set after Meat, spoilers for series 1 & 2 in general.
Summary: When Ianto Jones died, instead of bright lights and pearly gates he woke up half-naked in a prison cell.

Beta Credit: The one, the only, the amazing [info]sadera992 , my snugglemuffin.

 

 

((First, you should read Chapters 1, 2, 3 & 4))

 

Read on... )

 


Holiday, again...

  • Aug. 13th, 2009 at 12:18 PM
loli
Um, yeah. Just thought I should warn you again. I'm going on another holiday on Saturday, and I'll be back on the following Sunday... I think. Hopefully I'll be thinner. Maybe with some ideas, although probably not... I'll try to write/post another chapter before I go just to tide you over until then. And Sam, Ele - if I die climbing waterfalls and never see you again, I want you to know that I loved you!

That is all.

Starman, Chapter 4/?

  • Aug. 7th, 2009 at 9:18 PM
loli
Title:
 Starman
Author: [info]whereistheninja
Rating(s): PG13?
Pairing(s): Eventual Janto
Warning(s): Set after Meat, spoilers for series 1 & 2 in general.
Summary: When Ianto Jones died, instead of bright lights and pearly gates he woke up half-naked in a prison cell.

Beta Credit: The one, the only, the amazing [info]sadera992, my snugglemuffin.

Disclaimer: Random generic disclaimer.
A/N: I'm baaack! Did ya miss me?

((First, you should read Chapters 1, 2 & 3))

 

Read on... )

 

Wet.

  • Jul. 29th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
ninja skills
I am sitting here in my wet bikini, wet shirt, wet shoes and my favourite pair of cargo shorts, also wet, making my dad's bed wet, to tell you of my latest achievement.

I just canoed 17 kilometers in 4 hours... AND I DIDN'T COMPLAIN ONCE.

Yes, thank you. Feel free to worship.

Holiday~

  • Jul. 24th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
loli
O HAI. Just here to tell you that due to my complete and utter absence of a life, there will be no updates for another week.

The upside of this is that it makes a really good cliffhanger.

The downside of this is that I have to spend an entire week with my family.

I should (hopefully) have some chapters ready for uploading when I get back, so... Fingers crossed?

Starman, Chapter 3/?

  • Jul. 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 PM
ninja skills
Title:
 Starman
Author
[info]whereistheninja 
Rating: PG13?
Pairing: Eventual Janto
Warnings: Epilepsy warning? There's a gif here and... I really don't want to set anyone off into seizures. Set after Meat, spoilers for series 1 & 2 in general.
Summary: When Ianto Jones died, instead of bright lights and pearly gates he woke up half-naked in a prison cell.

 

 

Beta Credit: The one, the only, the amazing sadera992, my snugglemuffin.
Disclaimer: Random generic disclaimer.

((First, you should read Chapters 1 & 2))

 

 

Read on... )

Starman, Chapter 2/?

  • Jul. 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 PM
loli

 

Title:
 Starman
Author[info]whereistheninja

Rating(s): PG13?
Pairing(s): Eventual Janto
Warning(s): Set after Meat, spoilers for series 1 & 2 in general.
Summary: When Ianto Jones died, instead of bright lights and pearly gates he woke up half-naked in a prison cell.

Beta Credit: The one, the only, the amazing [info]sadera992, my snugglemuffin. 

 

Disclaimer: Random generic disclaimer. And yes, I did steal a name from a manga. Sorry. 

((Read Chapter 1))


 

Read on... )

Starman, Chapter 1/?

  • Jul. 21st, 2009 at 8:25 PM
loli

 Title:
 Starman
Author

[info]whereistheninja 
Rating(s): PG13?
Pairing(s): Eventual Janto
Warning(s): Set after Meat, spoilers for series 1 & 2 in general.
Summary: When Ianto Jones died, instead of bright lights and pearly gates he woke up half-naked in a prison cell.

 

Beta Credit: The one, the only, the amazing [info]sadera992, my snugglemuffin.
Disclaimer: Random generic disclaimer.


 

Read on... )